JC Lightbulb Jokes

How many JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Raffles JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac. to design the new bulb, one fac. to test it out, one fac. to market it and one guy to write a stupid e-mail about lightbulbs.

Q: How many Hwa Chong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school...to compete with Raffles JC...

Q: How many Victoria JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school... one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many National JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!! (you know, the brand of lightbulbs - National)

Q: How many Anderson JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...

Q: How many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... they use all their money to employ Yishun JC to do it for them.

Q: How many Yishun JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for Anglo-Chinese JC?).

Q: How many Catholic JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker...(hmmm...*raises eyebrow*) ...(rumoured to be the school with the HIGHEST abortion rates)

Q: How many Jurong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... their Physics is so bad that they make their male teachers cry... (academically-weak)

Q: How many Tampines JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Would they bother?? (show no attidude, heck-care)

Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy keeping themselves from being retained (high-pressure school system).

Q: How many Saint Andrew's JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... they believe in praying for it (being an Anglican school).

Q: How many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None... they are still using oil lamps (found prominently in the school).

Q: How many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, what lightbulb... (they don't know what a lightbulb is)

Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None. They're more worried about the about-to-drop-fans in the learning studios instead (their school environment is relatively run-down).

Q: How many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Heck care about that - let's all do 300 jumping jacks as punishment for improper attire.

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: Temasek JC!

Q: How many Temasek JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.